One time I was out shopping with my mom and I started playing with a display thing, and she was like “What are you doing?” and I sarcastically was like “Worshiping Satan, obviously” and she was like “Seems a bit conceited to worship yourself, but whatever makes you happy”
Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.
ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step
His shoulders are rounded from much study, and his face protrudes forward, and is forever slowly oscillating from side to side in a curiously reptilian fashion.
psychopathic head tilts - moriarty & mary
b A S ED
I’M SO HAPPY
goodnight Im done
look you got the last one right,but for the other two i don’t know….
wow its me in real life
i paused frozen and decided this needed a caption so
EVERYONE KEEPS CAPTIONING THIS WITH ASSASSINATION STUFF BUT THIS IS LITERALLY ALL I CAN THINK OF WHEN I SEE THIS FUCKING EXPRESSION
top gear tho
Shingeki no Lolita
Loli-moon power XD
chilled mammal secretions